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Added by lart : < hest at er dot bed dot st >15/06/2007[-]2[+]#240
18:27 < Shamanz> who can help me out ?
18:27 < Shamanz> i have a problem with my php code
18:27 < Shamanz> and i'm on a point to trow my pc out of my window
18:28 < tommi> so start describing the probem instead of yapping about your feelings and nobody helping you.
18:28 < tommi> as for your feelings, we don't care. and as for the throwing out the pc, the world might be better off.
18:28 < Shamanz> i have a delete form, seems like everything is correct, but it doesnt delete anything
18:29 < Shamanz> i gonnne upload it
18:29 < tommi> time to start echo'ing SQL queries, and trying them manually.
18:29 < Shamanz> how can i do that ?
18:30 < tommi> perhaps opting for the pc tossing is best.
18:30 < Shamanz> lol
18:30 < Shamanz> come on guys
18:30 < tommi> I'm not kidding.
18:30 < Shamanz> i'm new and i want to learn
18:30 < tommi> 18:29 < tommi> time to start echo'ing SQL queries, and trying them manually.
18:30 < Shamanz> <Shamanz> how can i do that ?
18:30 < tommi> re-read that statement carefully. if you cannot understand it, you are not capable of doing what you're
trying to.
18:31 < tommi> in which case, you should be buried in a) php documentation or b) SQL documentation
18:31 < tommi> you're not asking for guidance, you're asking for us to do your work.
18:31 < Shamanz> no no
18:31 < Shamanz> if u dont want to help, ok i ask someone else
18:31 < Shamanz> what are u guys doning here then
18:31 < tommi> and yes, I'm a dick. and I'm arrogant. I also know what I'm doing and have no problems being this way.
18:32 < tommi> sodomize eachother.
18:32 < Shamanz> lol in real life, i will ignore u, never talk about your, your a nobody
18:32 < Shamanz> bye bye
18:32 < tommi> and occasionally help people who can ask intelligent questions that -show- that they've actually tried
reading the fucking manual
18:32 -!- Shamanz [~adsf@ip56532244.direct-adsl.nl] has left #php []

Added by lart : < lart at go dot aw dot ay >28/06/2007[-]2259[+]#241
16:14 < tommi> POTS being Plain Old Telephony System
16:15 < tommi> finding out what codecs the provider supports is a good thing(tm) too.
16:15 < tommi> if they "only" support g711(encapsulated ISDN) and have a high-latency connection, it's going to be hell.
16:16 < tommi> we've had successfull calls over satellite uplinks with upwards 3seconds latency working with iLBC on 30ms frames
16:16 < tommi> yes, it was delayed, but alteast it wasn't mangled to obscurity.
16:16 < tommi> oh, and bear in mind that unless you place -ALOT- of foreign/PSTN calls, a cell is usually cheaper.
16:17 < tommi> VoIP is (imo) mostly for business.
16:17 <@abdulLatif> hmm, lots of foreign calls here
16:17 <@abdulLatif> cells are ridiculously expensive too
16:17 < tommi> oh, and also bear in mind that you're buttfucked if something happens to your intarhweb. including emergency calls in a power outage.
16:18 < genelisp> well, they aren't for emergency anyway
16:18 < tommi> if you worry about such things, keep a POTS connection on a ATA bypass for such things.
16:18 < tommi> but there's a fuckload of money to save for foreign calls.
16:19 < tommi> we generally shaved off 80% of the main telcos' list prices for foreign calls, in some cases upwards 96%
16:19 * genelisp wonders if all the swearing is necessary
16:19 < tommi> exaggerating a point with profanity is one of the things I do. ;)
16:19 < tommi> if you have a big issue with it, let me know and I'll -try- not to.
16:20 < genelisp> no I don't care tbh... I just don't see the point of typing "fuckload" when you can type: "loads" which is much shorter :-)
16:20 < genelisp> sorry "load" in the case :-)
16:21 < tommi> heh
16:21 <@abdulLatif> I think "buttfucked" makes a certain point that "in trouble" doesn't
16:21 < genelisp> haha, ok
16:21 < tommi> very much so ;)
16:21 <@abdulLatif> like the whole pleasure aspect
16:21 < tommi> oooh
16:21 < tommi> so, you might go with VoIP just to get buttfucked? :P

Added by Gathond : < gathond at gathond dot dk >28/06/2007[-]758[+]#242
<Raifire> http://youtube.com/watch?v=HQQo0gfBHq0
<Raifire> hihi
<spisild> Title: YouTube - Cat VS Ferret (at youtube.com)
<Gathond> ok, de første 30 sekunder var sjove, så synes jeg den blev lidt gammel
<HH> DSHOIG.. eller..
<Gathond> gjorde han det?
<HH> :p
<Raifire> haha

Added by lart : < luder at fnudd dot er >08/07/2007[-]26[+]#243
11:19 <@lart> LART HAN VAR SUR.
11:19 <@lart> JA LART HAN VAR TVÆR.
11:19 <@lart> LART HAN SPARKEDE SMÅ HUNDE, HAN KU IKKE LA VÆR'
11:20 -!- Gathond was kicked from #n42 by lart [hatHUND]

Added by Gathond : < gathond at gathond dot dk >09/07/2007[-]151[+]#244
<wlfshmn> bwaha "I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone."

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