<perope> anyone can explain me please how to use "ptunnel" to build icmp tunnel
<perope> ?
<K_F> the manual can
<tommi> $lots_of_unnecesarry_steps
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<perope> sorry, but i need a "icmp tunnel for dummies" help...anyone can waste few minutes ?
<perope> and by the way, there is no manual
<K_F> well, the commandline is fairly self-explainatory
<tommi> perope: if you need "for dummies help" you don't need to make an icmp tunnel.
<Gathond> what legal reason would there be to do that
<perope> i do need an icmp tunnel...thats why im asking, right?
<K_F> probably very few
<perope> i just need a fucking tunnel , so i can exchange data with my bro, otherwhise i must pay lot of money here
<tommi> perope: then just make a fucking tunnel.
<K_F> the "otherwhise" isn't helping you there
<perope> ok tommi, and , u can help? or u will just "blahblah"?
<tommi> can? probably. will? not a chance.
<K_F> and start spelling. "u" isn't a word.
<tommi> now, politely fuck off and die.
* K_F seconds tommi
<Gathond> perope, so you want our help to steal someones bandwidth because you are too cheap to pay ... nice
* Gathond wanders back to playing eve
<perope> ok, tommi, i really dont think so u know how to use this tool,
<tommi> perhaps you didn't get our polite suggestions, here's a transcript for you: piss off.
<perope> u seem a small damn kid, without knowledge, u just insult for no reason
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<yoz> O.o
<Gathond> perope, and you are just a cheap asshole who would rather break into some poor smucks network than pay to transfer you data:)
<Gathond> perope, and WE don't support that here
<perope> what means "we"? everyone supports you?
<tommi> perope: and you're a fuckwit. difference being that once you've gone, I'm no longer "a kid with no knowledge", but you'll remain retarded
<Gathond> this channel
<perope> why u speak like "we" ? u and few kids like tommi?
<Gathond> there are probably channels here dedicated to breaking into peoples network, go to one of those
<perope> so then u dont know whats an icmp tunnel...bcos is not breaking into any network
<perope> please get more information about what breaking really means
<Gathond> perope, I know exactly what an icmp tunnel is. and you wanting to use one to avoid paying money strongly suggests (to me) that you are doing it for a reason which is either illegal or close to it, which I will not help you with, nor do I think anyone else here will
<perope> from when it is illegal to do an icmp tunnel??? where did u read that?
<yoz> perope: please stfu and leave
<tommi> perope: we care not. try inserting your genitals into an unsecured electrical outlet.
<perope> haha, tommi, u are the waste of our slociety
<yoz> yeah, I wonder who the waste is..
<perope> why u are in a linux channel, if the only thing u know is to insult
<Cynic> mornin' folk
<yoz> perope: die
<perope> uninstall ur ubuntu shit, and get a real os
<tommi> that's what linux people are good at. we also sell blue carpet.
<Cynic> perope: you just answred your own question, albeit in a badly spelled way.
<Cynic> erm, answered, that is..
<tommi> yoz: add now() to that ;)
* Cynic insults perope with a g0atse-related pun and attempts to sell him blue carpet
<yoz> tommi: indeed, would make more sense..
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* tommi appreciates this kiddiot. his girlfriend is actually lying flat on the floor laughing right now.
<perope> ok, very funny,,,thanks anyway , wont insist here anymore ;)
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<tommi> perope: wow, you -can- grow a clue.
<perope> guys, just next time, learn to be more polite
<perope> bcos was just a question,
<tommi> perope: don't bet on it. fuckwit.
<yoz> what the fuck is that bcos?
<Cynic> learn to spell.
<tommi> grow a brain?
<Gathond> perope, we are not polite, we are old grumpy bitter assholes
<yoz> perope: fuck you and die now! is that polite enough fucker?
<tommi> now, scientific data suggests that you learn more from failure - do us a favour and be part of the statistics, or become the next darwin award winner.
<perope> hmmm,,, i dont think so really, i really imagine most of u like stupid teens without any knowledge
* tommi wonders when 29 made him a teen.
<Jostein> so... my ubuntu installation is shit
<Gathond> perope, do that then, I'm really beyond carring
<Jostein> what should I install instead?
<tommi> I must be the oldest teenager ever.
<Cynic> well, that's because your imagination is roughly equal to your intellect.
<Cynic> yo Jostein
* Gathond finds the 16 year old and pours a glass
<Jostein> Gathond: ooooooooh good idea. I make my 18 though :P
<tommi> can I be 15 again?
<tommi> KEKEKEK ORLY????? WHY 4 U IS INSLUT 4 MY?!?!?!!?!
<Jostein> tommi: yes, but girls will be icky
<perope> 29 ? and still without a life?
* Gathond transforms tommi into a 15 year old girl
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<Cynic> bah, boring now.
<tommi> Gathond: WLL U CYBAR W/ MY?
* Cynic gets back to LDAP
<perope> hmm...... about linux shit, Slackware was/is and will be the best linux distribution ever
<perope> thats for Jostein
* Jostein chuckles
<tommi> point in case. suckware attracks fuckwits.
<Jostein> no shit
<yoz> perope: _|_ that is for you
<Jostein> tommi: I was pretty much expecting that answer :P
* tommi sighs at his sp3link disorfers.
<Jostein> tommi: I even heard people say "ubuntu sucks because it does not have a C compiler" :P
<Jostein> again from the slackware crowd, ofcourse
<tommi> perhaps I should get myself a l33t keyboard. half of the keys are ! or ?'s and no punctuation keys.
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<Cynic> tommi: yeah and capslock randomly toggles, there's no actual key for it
<tommi> I 4 TU SUCKEING PVS BALLS ALL NIET!
<Chillo> anyone know much about vista?
<perope> whats wrong for u with "slack" the best distribution ever! ?
<Gathond> C is overrated, why use that when we have lolcode and brainfuck
<yoz> Chillo: be stupid elsewhere
* tommi waits for the inevitable "I compilz0r evryt myself, soe I R Lynex EXPART!"
<yoz> wtf is wrong today?
<dogbert2> dang, check out the bazooms on this former Full House actress :)
<dogbert2> http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/popup?id=3405785
<perope> hehee :P i know , truth hurts , ah ?
<tommi> yoz: full moon?
<Jostein> perope: "u" is not a word. spell out here
<Cynic> i dunno, i think tommi is turning into one of "them" though
<yoz> tommi: must be ;)
<Jostein> Chillo: yes, and I didn't like it :P
* Cynic injects tommi with The Antidote(tm)
<Chillo> just wondering if it been hacked yet
<tommi> yoz: morons attracted to wundernet by massive rainfall?
<Jostein> Chillo: but not for the regular trollish slashdot reason though
<dogbert2> dang, she has some huge knockers
<yoz> tommi: or that ;)
* Cynic launches various scorched earth projectiles at dogbert2
* tommi launches a leghump-bomb
* Jostein launches beer all over
* dogbert2 raises shields
<perope> Jostein, im bored 2spell "you" ...its so difficult for you to "understand" the meaning? you = u ?
* Jostein tries to find a single comment on a slashdot article about the linux-kernel actually related to the kernel
* Gathond graps one of the beers and thanks Jostein
<Jostein> perope: It a channel policy, and we LIKE it
<perope> oooohhhhhhhh
<Gathond> perope, yes, we are stupid you already concluded that
<Jostein> perope: just because you are lazy, doesn't mean we should endure visual pollution in here
<tommi> Jostein: you don't like transmutilation?
<Gathond> well or what Jostein said
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<Cynic> synax0r
<perope> ok, so i must write "you" ....and what about "bcoz"?
<syn-ack> Cynic.
<Jostein> perope: "guess"
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<tommi> nothing wrong with romulan/kiddiot/fuckwit/bad engrish mixed in a big bowl :P
<yoz> perope: bye
<perope> you leave?
* Gathond waves at perope
<yoz> perope: you do!
<syn-ack> perope: Hi; bye
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* Cynic farts upwind
<yoz> *chuckle*
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<K_F> Jostein: I got a very informative email from an obligation analyst today :p
<tommi> perope: time to find out how many pineapples you can fit into your arse.
<Cynic> aww, no bouncy
<syn-ack> its bouncy... slow but bouncy
<Jostein> K_F: aha?
<K_F> Jostein: subject: test. email body: name and contact info
<perope> ok, proper english then :P
<Jostein> syn-ack: yeah. no game. let's see if this thing behaves
<syn-ack> Jostein: hows it?
<Jostein> K_F: oh right. sounds like someone is trying out this email-thing :P
<tommi> perope: there's also a channel policy against idiots. you're going to have more difficulty adhering to that.
<K_F> Jostein: for some reason he sent it to my private email and not work email though
<perope> that's kind of discrimination, you know?
<K_F> private/personal*
<Jostein> syn-ack: been a nice day. 2 clients failed to prepare what they were supposed to, and hence I had nothing to do :P
<syn-ack> Cynic; tommi: Hows it going?
<K_F> perope: oh shut it
<tommi> syn-ack: we're having fun poking the moron.
<Jostein> syn-ack: even had time for a mid-day nap
<syn-ack> Jostein: nice, but that sucks
<perope> what about the freedom ?
<K_F> Jostein: I just replied "it works" :p
<yoz> dunno, I think I improve my ignore list here. some guy is really annoying
<tommi> perope: it's a one man, one vote system.
<perope> of expresing, i mean, you are ops, and can kick insult, opress
<Jostein> yoz: If you manage to do it by AI, I'd be more impressed :P
<tommi> right now Jostein is that man.
<Cynic> syn-ack: still waking up, drinking morning coffee, trawling through e-mails from idiot clients and trying to plan the rest of the day, etc. blah.
<syn-ack> perope: IRC is not libre.... its a dictatorship
<perope> that's not so right, dont you think?
<Jostein> perope: wow. you are describing irc!
<Cynic> syn-ack: and trying to keep up with the lines-per-minute in this damn place at the moment ;P
* Jostein applauds perope
<tommi> perope: I think the keyword here is "think" which -we- do, but you seem to have trouble with.
<Cynic> syn-ack: you? i forget whether i've asked if you've moved yet?
<perope> you see, again that crap of tommi feels great insulting, and you (ops) are not doing nothing
<Gathond> perope, you have every freedom to go somewhere else
<perope> thats not call "discrimination?
<syn-ack> Cynic: not yet.... $new_place wont be ready till the 10th
<Cynic> perope: please read faq
<Jostein> perope: no. we openly mock people who fail to read and comply to the faw linked in the topic
<Gathond> perope, as I said, we are old grumpy bitter assholes :)
<Jostein> s/faw/faq/ # damn typo
<Cynic> syn-ack: ah, just hotelling it until then?
<tommi> Gathond: no I'm not! I proved that yesterday!
<Ka-bar> Gathond: I am not bitter. I enjoy being an asshole. :P
* Jostein looks at the target in the channel
<Gathond> Ka-bar, ok, sorry then:)
<tommi> I don't go on 1-hour rants when someone mentions key technologies ;)
<Jostein> Ka-bar: now how did you manage that? :P
<syn-ack> Jostein: I did it
<perope> ok, so, why to exclude from this channel someone like "me" , who you dont even know, just for "one" question
<Gathond> tommi, yeah right, you mean your 2 hour rant about the "joys" of mysql 3.23?
<syn-ack> Jostein: The channel was +m lastnight and I needed to know who won bofh ball. :)
<tommi> perope: we already know more of you than we care to.
<Jostein> perope: as for that question, we dont spoonfeed here. the manual should be fine. google might even help too
<tommi> Gathond: hey, I said I -DIDN'T- stop contradicting me.
<Jostein> syn-ack: lol
<syn-ack> Cynic: We're roughing it out here packing so....
<perope> its fine, you could just say, That question is not for this channel, and thats it....not 100's of "free" insults
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<Jostein> perope: if you think we suck at helping, it might also be worth mentioning this ain't really a help channel. there's #linuxhelp you might want to look into
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<Ka-bar> Jostein: yeah, what syn-ack said. Channel was +m during a bofh-ball game and I was keeping score. :)
<Jostein> lol
<perope> ok, thanks Jostein , that was helpfull, finally